nosdrinker:

Avril Lavigne said “lololol” in an official press release

(via chodeboy)

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via lindsaychrist)

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

(Source: animals-riding-animals, via swimmingsunrise)

microphonesandlabcoats:

This is adoreable!

(Source: harlequinpants, via mochacha)

"You better lawyer up assholes, because I’m not coming back for 30%, I’m coming back for EVERYTHING."

Daenerys Targaryen, A Game of Thrones (via incorrectgotquotes)

(via maliceinwonderlanddd)

"I’m Stannis. I hate sunshine. When did gum get so fancy? This escalator goes too fast."

Stannis Baratheon, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)

(via maliceinwonderlanddd)

jnthnnn:

Toto - Africa

(Source: a-torv, via deerworld)

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

(via terrakion)

seraphica:

Harry Potter Tribute Exhibition [x]

(via weteevee)